We eight scribes from RPS are,
Bearing jokes, we wrote in the past,
Christmas crackers, god we’re knackered,
After twelve months of graft.
O, reader of wonder, loved the most,
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January leading, still proceeding,
See you once we’ve munched our roasts.
But first, time to enjoy your lovely joke!
Q: How do you indicate to the Ancient Greek cops which pair of underworld royals have cheekily ruined your plan for well-timed revenge?
A: Hey, deez two
